Be careful if a young orphan boy in the Fleet Street area offers you a pie.
Your pity may lead you to purchase one, and it could be a cause for regret.
For the pies have been baked by a Mrs Lovett, from meat supplied by her friend Sweeney Todd.
Mr Todd is a barber. And the meat?
It comes from his customers.
He doesn’t just your hair – he cuts your life short.